Author of How to Cheat: Field Notes from an Adulteress and the Complete Ashley Madison User's Guide (both avaliable on Amazon). I write and blog about adultery, which can be like any other relationship. I also support men looking for partners on dating apps, by writing their profiles, advising on their pictures, and helping them with messaging!
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Hello Darling, Happy Monday! Spring is here, but with a dusting of snow on the ground this morning, you wouldn't think so!β€οΈ My April Fools Day proflie fun! I'm a goof, so on Saturday, when I was about to send a client his new Ashley Madison profile, I had a little brainwave and wrote this first (he loved it)!
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On Apr 1, 2023, 09:46, Teresa Conway < teresa@theconwayagency.com> wrote: β
Hi Jack, Hereβs the first cut at your new profile. Itβs a little edgy, but I think it will work! Let me know what you think β€οΈ ++++++++++++ Iβm a horny as fuck, fit & fun, well-educated professional business owner looking to eat as much pussy as I can. Iβve been so bored, I need the excitement of new and casual connections weekly to make up for lost time. I desperately crave anal and Iβm open to pegging if you dare. Iβm pretty descreet, but to be honest, my marriage is on life-support so I donβt really give a shit if Iβm caught. I'm an active guy who loves ATM, oral, and BDSM - Iβm a dom, but can sub too. Music, porn, and erotica are my go-to entertainments when Iβm not haunting sex clubs. I am not much a of drinker, prefering club soda above anything else. I'm looking for a married or partnered slut between the ages of 35-60 whoβs in the hunt for some good cock. Don't let the suit fool you, I'm all fire and passion under my stylish clothes. Iβm an articulate gentleman looking to make a meaningful connection with your pussy. Iβm wondering if it has been a while since someone has appreciated (or even noticed) your ass and sexy legs? Let me tend to those fires and desires that have been ignored - let's see if we can awaken your pussy and inflame your dormant desires, and bring a little perversion back into your world. If you're interested in getting to know my cock, let's start with messaging, a cup of coffee, or blowjob in a parking lot. I'll bring my wit, charm, imagination appropriate attentiveness you bring your mouth. Message me, and let's chat! +++++++++++++++++++ Good news from a client about my profiles!Iβll let him tell the story β On Apr 2, 2023, at 10:56 AM, [name removed] wrote: β Hi Teresa. Today is the last day of my paid IE membership and the day I received my second ever unsolicited approach. This is what they wrote... Hahaha your profile made me laugh HS! Which is a marvelous thing on this terrible site...most people just go on about cycling and how many countries they've been to. And running marathons in the desert ffs. I'm probably a bit too old and a bit too tall for you but I do like a Bruce Willis lookylikey so thought I'd say hello. Also my grammar is impeccable and thought that might be reassuring for you amongst a gazillion fuckwits wanting you to spoil them no doubt. β Your sterling work has netted me four dates (two have yet to happen), one steamy snog session and one bout of very enjoyable FWB sex. I really can't thank you enough - even though some Medium prude has decided that you are Gross and Yuk π€£π€£π€£ I'm not sure who he was talking about, but she sounds like she could use a boyfriend! As for the profile? Well, someone liked it :-) Is your profile working for you? If you'd like me to tune up your profile, or make a new one, to up your game, lemme know! Here's a $10 discount because I love you!β€οΈ
As always, thank you for everything you do!π«‘ Teresa Your Faery Godmother of Adultery π§π»ββοΈ And please let me know if you have questions or story ideas! I couldn't do this without you! |
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Author of How to Cheat: Field Notes from an Adulteress and the Complete Ashley Madison User's Guide (both avaliable on Amazon). I write and blog about adultery, which can be like any other relationship. I also support men looking for partners on dating apps, by writing their profiles, advising on their pictures, and helping them with messaging!
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