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Hello Darling,

Welcome to my email list for all my newly joined friends! I'm so excited that you have decided to hop on the Teresa Bus and take this journey into the underworld of down-low dating and relationships! And thanks for not just grabbing my book and running!❤️

Hey, good news - I'm not a sociopath!

That sounds funny because anyone reading me might think my morally ambiguous stance on adultery would suggest I could be - or a narc (jury's still out). Earlier this week, I went through a bout of what I would call a guilt-induced depression that surprised me. As I’ve written, guilt comes and goes for me, but not often, and it generally recedes quickly when it does. This one took several days to get over, to the point my lover thought I would dump him.

So what was going on?

After spending two lovely weekends with my lover while hub was out of town helping our kids in their new place, I was flooded with guilt when he came home. I felt so bad for having my lover over and enjoying our time together. On top of that, hub and my mother’s birthdays were this week.

While I still haven’t cried over my mother's death, I did come close this week. I think the guilt played a part there, though. As I’ve often told my brother, I don’t mourn our mother; I regret the mother we never had. So maybe the double dose of feels was what hit me harder than usual.

For three days, I just wanted to be left alone with my thoughts as I worked through them. By Friday, I was the same devil-may-care self you’ve come to know and love. What did I learn from it?

Just roll with the feelings and let them take their course. I told my lover they’d pass, and they did. I didn’t take any drastic action while deep in the throes of it and kept my thoughts to myself with work. I'm not going to lie, it was hard, but ultimately here's where my head is at:

Do I want to give up sex for the rest of my life because of a handful of guilty days a year?

No. And that got me through.

Judging men on their dating profiles!

I've mentioned this before, but the trend of men being judged by their pictures is happening to my clients more than ever; they are often quickly dismissed if they don't look exactly how someone would like them to be.

This is unfair for many reasons: looks aren't always indicative of character, personality, or ability to light you on fire; those who may not appear 'perfect' can still make great lovers – it’s not like they’re going to meet anyone you know anyway, and everyone can't fit into the mold society deems attractive. While women have the advantage on dating apps, being less judgy and more realistic would be nice.

The other side is to be realistic about the women you message. Have a look in the mirror and be honest with yourself. It might hurt, but there could be the slightest chance you’re lying to yourself about who will want to get in bed with you. Am I saying lowing your standards? No, I’m saying set realistic standards.

To improve your odds, create a fun, honest(ish) profile that’s well-thought-out to take the pressure off your physical appearance.

To do that, harmonize your dating profile - match your profile handle/greeting/tagline with the text throughout. That will show her you put some thought into it without coming across as overly contrived or desperate for attention. I do that, and I know the ladies respond to it.

My messaging app is still under development

I also continue to explore AI and am very close to launching an app that relies heavily upon GPT3.5 functionality to send opening messages based on her profile preferences. When I approach any lady on behalf of a man, I’m always thinking of the holy trifecta of:

• An interesting opening message
• A profile that sings
• And a prompt follow-up.

My app will let you send her a message she’ll read that will lead her to a profile she’ll love, and if you follow up quickly, you increase your odds that she’ll respond. Once that door is open, you have a better-than-even chance of carrying the convo forward.

Once it's live in the app store, I'll be sure to let you know all about it here first – so watch this space!

Is your profile working for you?

This is my most popular service - if you'd like me to tune up your profile, or make a new one, to up your game, lemme know! Here's a $10 discount because I love you!❤️

As always, thank you for everything you do!🫡

Teresa

Your Faery Godmother of Adultery 🧚🏻‍♀️

And please let me know if you have questions or story ideas! I couldn't do this without you!

113 Cherry St #92768, Seattle, WA 98104-2205
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