Hello Darling,

Ok, I admit it, I can be a bitch sometimes! But whatevs ❤️

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Being a Dink on AM Doesn't Work

Background

I keep my AM account open so I can find my clients, or find people my clients are looking for. I have a boy and girl account. My girl account is usually unhidden, and my boy one always is. That's mostly to avoid scammers, but really, it doesn't matter because the ladies are never looking, lol! They should be, but that's another story.

I Check My Girl's Account Weekly

I check my account to see what's what. My profile write up tells men not to message me about five times, so I'm always curious about the ones who do. I've been known on more than a few occasions to give them some tips on their profiles and I usually point them at my writings.

Why? If you're going to read my profile and message anyway, well, you're probably interesting. Or you're a total loser. I love both.

Here's What a Total Loser Writes

I had this exchange with a man. Well, I sort of did. He fav'd me and in return got an auto-response from my account.

I've written my own auto-response, which you can do in settings -

Listen, I'm cheeky, and I love being cheeky. An added benefit is it helps sort the wheat from the chaff. Not that it's hard, because the chaff really has a unique ability to stand out.

Here's what my guy wrote:

A Couple of Problems With Mr. Numbnuts

First off, if you look at it, he fav'd me on the 25th. I'm sure he did that after reading my profile. All good.

On the 26th, he got my auto and responded with a pissy comment.

Here's where it gets interesting:

• 8:36 AM - I ask him if his feelings are hurt
• 8:44 AM - He responds with an assholey message
• 8:45 AM - He sends a second assholey message
• He blocks me! 😂

In my profile, I tell men that I will test them, so it shouldn't be a big surprise that I pushed back.

This guy was falling all over himself to get back to me. Why?

Surely, he wasn't waiting with bated breath just to be a cunt.

It's like when I'd go fishing with my dad. You'd bait the hook and then have to wait an ungodly amount of time. But when you got a hit? Boom! Everything changes!

So even as he's telling me he's disgusted and calls me a 6/10, it's likely because he's pissed I didn't offer to suck him off 😂

Here's the thing:

I probably would have worked with him a little to fix up anything he needed fixing up. TBH, I don't see many messages like this, so wanted to play with him a little to see where his head was at. But really, how hard is it not to be a cunt?

Not hard at all.

Bottom Line for Men - If you get your knickers in a twist over something she does or says, keep it to yourself. If she's answering you back IT MEANS SHE DIDN'T BLOCK YOU! Keep talking! I had one client who was flat-out told, "I won't sleep with you." Two weeks later, they were in bed. How? He kept talking. DON'T BE CHAFF.

Bottom Line for Women - You don't need to put up with a single thing from men on AM. If they're a douche like my guy - block them. If they don't put commas where you like - block them. For every reject, there are four or five more men waiting to talk to you.

Hail to the Cheater-in-Chief!

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That's all for now! As always, thank you for everything you do!🫡❤️

Teresa

Your Faery Godmother of Adultery 🧚🏻‍♀️

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